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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

(Source: nookling)

5 days ago + 140,307 notes + via / source

hoshee:

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.

tags: #harry potter #hp 
5 days ago + 111,195 notes + via / source

wearywithoutsleep:

swarnpert:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

6 days ago + 27 notes + via / source

ronsvvanson:

#inked 😎 (at 713 Tattoo Parlour)

6 days ago + 225,283 notes + via / source

tatted-clifford:

"Talk dirty to me"

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(Source: lavandermichael)

6 days ago + 83,452 notes + via / source

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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oh mY GOD FUCKIN SNMGFIEHP

(Source: omgtsn)

6 days ago + 495,777 notes + via / source

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

tags: #bae #blush 
6 days ago + 416,703 notes + via / source

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

(Source: powerrangersvintage)

1 week ago + 137,726 notes + via / source

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hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

1 week ago + 226,103 notes + via / source

thefarfire:

moffat-rocks:

Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.

Oh

(Source: ptrparker)

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ronsvvanson:

hey guess what i was once a cutie

tags: #still a cutie #bae 
1 week ago + 209,349 notes + via / source

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

(Source: stuartstormborn)