I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
i think something went wrong
The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.
white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space
"Talk dirty to me"
This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.
come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer
oh mY GOD FUCKIN SNMGFIEHP
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.