© meliapond
22 hours ago + 139,206 notes + via / source

(Source: storyofaship)

3 days ago + 45,783 notes + via / source

christmasturbate:

all i require is constant attention and snacks 

(Source: pornstarwars)

tags: #me #college 
3 days ago + 106,729 notes + via / source

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

tags: #harry potter #hp 
4 days ago + 267,160 notes + via / source

crazycatladyxv:

grrrlillabiscuits:

he was a skater cat
she said “see you later cat”
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow

Why is this so funny

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

tags: #STOP #Cat #8th Grade 
4 days ago + 237,686 notes + via / source

measureyourlifeincake:

ripstudwell:

English class

I Write Sins Not Tradgedgdegedgies

(Source: nishlo)

tags: #school #spelling 
4 days ago + 79,535 notes + via / source

(Source: taggedrne)

tags: #jokes #yik yak 
4 days ago + 172,372 notes + via / source

shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

4 days ago + 156,794 notes + via / source

(Source: mrchompers)

tags: #religion 
6 days ago + 193,917 notes + via / source

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

All Time Favorite holy shit

(Source: timetoputonashow)

6 days ago + 68,412 notes + via / source

thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.

tags: #science! 
6 days ago + 1,106,035 notes + via / source

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

(Source: brobogans)

tags: #hell yeah #life 
6 days ago + 225,135 notes + via / source

firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

1 week ago + 135,985 notes + via / source

(Source: fuckyeah-workaholics)

1 week ago + 17,856 notes + via / source

impastabowl:

The ghost of James Potter reveals himself to his friend, Sirius Black.

"I’ve just been murdered," he tells Sirius. 

Sirius gasps in horror, “You’re joking.”

James looks him in the eye and replies, “I’m dead, Sirius.”

1 week ago + 143,996 notes + via / source

tastefullyoffensive:

[@kevinfarzad]